We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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