ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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