yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
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