All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Pants are for mortals
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
Randomize
