Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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