he wants to bone in the snuggie
I don't think brook has ever known best
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
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Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
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Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
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