nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
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Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
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I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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