This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
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