I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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