Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
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Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
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Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Never let your siblings swipe right.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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