Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Damn victory sex feels great
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