bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
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I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
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The air was thick with penises
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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