these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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