turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
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This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
I don't deserve a penis
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
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You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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