it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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