I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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