you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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