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say what?
wanna hang out?
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
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Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
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Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
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