worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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