Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
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I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
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there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck