I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
operation have a gay friend backfired
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
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as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
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Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
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