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(704): View more from North Carolina

How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''

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(708): View more from Illinois

the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.

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(803): View more from South Carolina

I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy

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(315): View more from New York

The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.

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(734): View more from Michigan

wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer

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(423): View more from Tennessee

I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!

(615): View more from Tennessee

I don't wanna die...

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(563): View more from Iowa

For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.

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(410): View more from Maryland

One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.

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(314): View more from Missouri

Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.

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