I just saw a hot homeless man
I think I died a long time ago.
he wants to bone in the snuggie
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
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