I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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