Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
Randomize
