Buhtt sex?
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
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We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
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I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Someone came in the potted fern
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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