Porn is love you can see.
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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