did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
It's shark week go big or go home
That's how pantless uber rides happen
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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