You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
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I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
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Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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