I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
where are you?
Hypothermia
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
The following message is brought to you by IMSOFUCKINGSORRY. Dude I'm really sorry I got you arrested last night. You are allowed to choose a repayment plan from the following options: Money, weed, or a single kick to the balls any time within the next calender months. Repayment outside of the aforementioned options can be negotiated and considered within reason.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
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