She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
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I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
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When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
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