On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
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my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
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Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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