omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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