Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
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