Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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