okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
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I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
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Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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