You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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