Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
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I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
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I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
I just had sex on a roof
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
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