STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
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