TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
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