Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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