Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I'm sobbing to NWA
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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