If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
