She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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