I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
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whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
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Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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