Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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