How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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