Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
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It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
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BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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