try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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