sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
My mom just told me that the key to a successful marriage is never seeing your partner take a shit.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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