Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
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