we're blogging at a bar
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
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is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
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My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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