just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Randomize
