Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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