i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
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She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
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She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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