what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
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I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
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He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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