her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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