question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
send nudes
from the living room?
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