he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
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she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
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Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
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