I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
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unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
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I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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